So, you all knew the Vatican has an official exorcist, right? Well I bet you didn’t know at Hitler was in fact possesed by a demon. Says Father Gabriele Amorth on how you can tell Hitler, and Stalin too, was indeed possessed:

You can tell by their behaviour and their actions, from the horrors they committed and the atrocities that were committed on their orders.

Indeed. You mean like this? Or like this? Or…

What an idiot. And it’s not over:

However I have no doubt that Hitler was possessed and so it does not surprise me that Pope Pius XII tried a long distance exorcism.

But Hitler of course wasn’t stopped by a mere exorcism. Soooo.. does that mean that:

  1. He wasn’t possessed after all?
  2. He was possessed but God didn’t care?
  3. He was possessed but God failed to drive away the demon?
  4. Or that God moves in mysterious ways?

What. An. Idiot.